I swear this is taking place to me yet again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we here are back at square one. It's like a broken record. Seriously, I'm starting to feel like giving up.
- Maybe I should change my habits
- Surely this is a dream
- This calls for a celebration (of sorts)
Can You Imagine What Just Happened!
I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was dancing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. My neighbor was walking down the street and out of nowhere a herd of chickens came out from behind a car. They were running all over the place, and dogs were screaming. It was absolute chaos! I couldn't believe my eyes I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Refuse to Believe What I See
It all started with a weird event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in uttershock.
I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a dream. This can't be true, right? It has to be a hallucination.
Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
Folks won't believe this just occurred. Oh my goodness, I know I'm going to faint! All of it was just totally absurd.
- This is nuts
- Like, for real
- This is going to be a storyfor years to come
Well, I'm off! You won't believethe rest of the story!
It's Beyond Me
Seriously, what I'm hearing is just completely over my head. I struggle with grasping it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps ask someone else for help?